Just saw an ad for Kate & William—the love story as told by the Lifetime channel. And hey, I’m a romantic, but if I have my facts straight, the future king & queen delayed the marriage because of they’d lose their privacy…so, now, to celebrate this Love for the Ages, we’re going to violate their privacy by making a movie and exploiting the most intimate moments of their courtship…man, I need a shower ‘cause that just makes me feel dirty…
